i just came back from a wedding dinner in JB. and it was.....quite bad.
firstly, wassup with wedding dinners not starting on time?? it's seriously damn annoying. especially when u're STARVING. i was eating peanuts after peanuts coz the dinner refuses to start.
when it's my turn, i shall make sure my wedding starts ON TIME. when i say it starts at 8pm, i mean BE SEATED AT 8. not start streaming in at 8. if u're gonna be late, u can leave ur ang baos at the door and proceed to the waiting area and wait for the intermission.
yup my wedding shall have a waiting area with a huge screen of what's going on in the function room. those on time will have so much fun while the latecomers will kick themselves in the ass for being incapable of being on time. if u're starving, TOO BAD. don't worry i'll put plates of peanuts in the waiting room so u can munch on them while watching the video screen :)
secondly, the emcee for the wedding was REALLY BAD. she was really amateurish and her voice was pissing the shit outta me. it was HIGH PITCH and SCREECHY. and while the couple was pouring the champagne into the wine glasses, she went " let us give them a round of applause while they CUT THE CAKE!"
ERM. i dunno which part of the champagne or wine glasses look REMOTELY like a cake.
tsktsk. not very professional.
my emcee for my wedding shall be funny AND professional. (YOU HEAR ME NOT GAO.)
ahahahah.
thirdly, the songs they played were damn cheena. the wedding song was some CHINESE ah lian song. ok la i have nothing against chinese songs but it was kinda weird to walk down the aisle to some cheenafied song.
i want my song to be Pachebel Canon in D! such a sweeeeeeeeet song :)
come to think of it that song is kinda sloooowww. maybe i shall use that song as some background music for my photo slideshow. (yup my wedding shall have a videoclip of photos!!! how funkkyyyyyy)
and the wedding song for walking down the aisle can be Shania Twain's From This Moment or something. that's pretty sweeet too. kinda cliche but i think the lyrics are really meaningful :)
fourthly, the coordination and planning was pretty bad.
they made us stand up and do the yam seng thingy while we were PEELING PRAWNS HALFWAY. wah lau. they could have waited till we finished. or before the dish was served. it's kinda annoying to be yam senging with oily fingers and have ur half-peeled prawn staring back at ur face.
i shall hire a professional wedding planner and make sure the timing is PRECISE and coordinated. no peeling of prawns while yam senging.
oh and did i mention i want a live band for my wedding too?
WAHAHahahaha. i think my wedding will be FREEEEEking expensive. and it doesn't help that i want it to be held at Fullerton. hur hur.
ok la i shall not be demanding and anal. maybe my wedding shall be a simple BBQ at my house backyard. ahahaha.
OH. and the restaurant had a banner on the outside that says "wissh that your wishes were come true"
DOH.
not only does it sound grammatically incorrect, there were spelling errors too. WAH LAU. how sincere of the management. TSKTSK.
and did i mention the length of the aisle that the couple walked was like really short? i didn't even get a chance to see the bride's pretty dress. it's like a now-u -see-it-now-u-don't moment.
i shall make sure the aisle i walked is like REALLY REALLY LONG. like 100m or something so everyone can admire my pretty dress and i can savour the moment and do a kumar wave at everyone.
AHAHAHAHA. ok i'm talking rubbish. that's really spastic and totally unglam.
but seriously, i think a wedding dinner is a once in a lifetime thingy. that is if u're planning to get married once la. so u should just make it as grand and special as possible.
at least that's how i would like my wedding to be.
firstly, wassup with wedding dinners not starting on time?? it's seriously damn annoying. especially when u're STARVING. i was eating peanuts after peanuts coz the dinner refuses to start.
when it's my turn, i shall make sure my wedding starts ON TIME. when i say it starts at 8pm, i mean BE SEATED AT 8. not start streaming in at 8. if u're gonna be late, u can leave ur ang baos at the door and proceed to the waiting area and wait for the intermission.
yup my wedding shall have a waiting area with a huge screen of what's going on in the function room. those on time will have so much fun while the latecomers will kick themselves in the ass for being incapable of being on time. if u're starving, TOO BAD. don't worry i'll put plates of peanuts in the waiting room so u can munch on them while watching the video screen :)
secondly, the emcee for the wedding was REALLY BAD. she was really amateurish and her voice was pissing the shit outta me. it was HIGH PITCH and SCREECHY. and while the couple was pouring the champagne into the wine glasses, she went " let us give them a round of applause while they CUT THE CAKE!"
ERM. i dunno which part of the champagne or wine glasses look REMOTELY like a cake.
tsktsk. not very professional.
my emcee for my wedding shall be funny AND professional. (YOU HEAR ME NOT GAO.)
ahahahah.
thirdly, the songs they played were damn cheena. the wedding song was some CHINESE ah lian song. ok la i have nothing against chinese songs but it was kinda weird to walk down the aisle to some cheenafied song.
i want my song to be Pachebel Canon in D! such a sweeeeeeeeet song :)
come to think of it that song is kinda sloooowww. maybe i shall use that song as some background music for my photo slideshow. (yup my wedding shall have a videoclip of photos!!! how funkkyyyyyy)
and the wedding song for walking down the aisle can be Shania Twain's From This Moment or something. that's pretty sweeet too. kinda cliche but i think the lyrics are really meaningful :)
fourthly, the coordination and planning was pretty bad.
they made us stand up and do the yam seng thingy while we were PEELING PRAWNS HALFWAY. wah lau. they could have waited till we finished. or before the dish was served. it's kinda annoying to be yam senging with oily fingers and have ur half-peeled prawn staring back at ur face.
i shall hire a professional wedding planner and make sure the timing is PRECISE and coordinated. no peeling of prawns while yam senging.
oh and did i mention i want a live band for my wedding too?
WAHAHahahaha. i think my wedding will be FREEEEEking expensive. and it doesn't help that i want it to be held at Fullerton. hur hur.
ok la i shall not be demanding and anal. maybe my wedding shall be a simple BBQ at my house backyard. ahahaha.
OH. and the restaurant had a banner on the outside that says "wissh that your wishes were come true"
DOH.
not only does it sound grammatically incorrect, there were spelling errors too. WAH LAU. how sincere of the management. TSKTSK.
and did i mention the length of the aisle that the couple walked was like really short? i didn't even get a chance to see the bride's pretty dress. it's like a now-u -see-it-now-u-don't moment.
i shall make sure the aisle i walked is like REALLY REALLY LONG. like 100m or something so everyone can admire my pretty dress and i can savour the moment and do a kumar wave at everyone.
AHAHAHAHA. ok i'm talking rubbish. that's really spastic and totally unglam.
but seriously, i think a wedding dinner is a once in a lifetime thingy. that is if u're planning to get married once la. so u should just make it as grand and special as possible.
at least that's how i would like my wedding to be.
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