who r u calling a princess?

wassup with girls labelling themselves as princess?

even i'm guilty of that myself, and today, i shall give u 10 reasons about the appealing factors of being a self proclaimed princess.

10. it goes well with any name. even a chinese name like mine. don't u think princess xiaohui sounds so cool.

9. calling yourself a queen sounds damn old and empress dowager is even WORSE. that's damn aunty can. and empress dowagers are wrinkly and grumpy and fugly and anal. if u watch those taiwanese warrior fighting drama serials u would noe.

8. because princesses are like how chio. look at walt disney characters like ariel in the little mermaid and princess jasmine in aladdin. or even princess diana (even though she's dead). they're damn chio can. (not sayin i am but i like to delude myself cannot issit.)

7. u can call ur boyfriend prince charming. (in my case jeremy's a frog. hahaha. kidding la i still love u)

6. princesses are filthy rich

5. and they live in castles ( in cartoons, that is. i like the idea of living in a castle and having my own pony and ten thousand servants to wash my toes and serve me breakfast in bed)

4. u can be bratty and order people around. i mean, you ARE the princess after all (sidenote: this doesn't apply all the time. there might be undesirable consequences)

3. because ur boyfriend says u are his princess

2. AND treats u like one :)

and the number 1 reason.......................

....................taaddaahhh!

u get to wear a tiara!!!

ok that doesn't look much like a tiara. and tiaras aren't yellow. but u get the idea la.


ok i'm just being bored and i can't sleep. my paper's at 5pm tmr. SO LATE. bahhh.