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today i went shopping with liyan and we were going topshop to look at their range of g-strings when we started having weird conversations about underwears.

liyan: g-strings very nice to wear meh.

me: all right lor. the normal ones are fine la but i don't really like the ones that have literally one string at the ass. it's damn gross la. macham flossing ur butt.

liyan: eh i think all g-strings are uncomfortable. i like those that cover the whole butt.

me: huh isn't that like ah-ma underwears already.

liyan: nooooo it's very comfortable and it doesn't make ur butt cheeks sag lor.

me: huh butts will sag one meh!

liyan: DUH it's like ur BOOBS wat!

me: but boobs are different and that's why bras have those UNDERWIRE thingy to support so it doesn't sag. u don't see them putting underwirings in underwears wat. it's damn gross can.

liyan: i dunno but i read somewhere before. so better to prevent it from sagging while u're still young!

DOhhhhhh.

what rubbbbbbbbbish. kylie minogue always wears g-strings and she has the perkiest ass i've ever seen.

woman u're wrrrooooooooonnnnnnnngggggggg!!!i think u read wrongly la.