Sunday, January 01, 2006

alcohol suckssss.

it sucked so much i'm never gonna drink any of it ever again.

maybe like 1 or 2 sips will do.

last night was HORRID. i've never puked so much in my life before. either my alcohol intake capacity has dropped drastically (and it's damn lousy to start off with already), or stupid jon teo must have added some funny stuff in his poisonous concoction. the effect was damn potent can.

according to jeremy i was especially violent towards gao (haha u deserved it. that's for calling me a nasal bird) that he felt bad for him. but i promised him i'll give gao a call to make sure he didn't suffer any internal injuries (don't worry u won't die la. it's only a couple of light slaps and punches). actually i was pretty much violent to everybody and was complaining about everything. hur hur.

but i felt bad coz the boyfriend had to carry/pacify me coz i was being rather difficult. i think i refused to move coz my head felt like it's gonna explode.

yah larrr i'm a virgin drunkard, cannot mehhh. actually i don't even think i was drunk. maybe just very high/tipsy. i don't understand why anybody would wanna get high/drunk. the after effect is like uber gross. the spinning world and pukish syndrome is not funny at all. yucks. i feel like puking just thinking about it. and it's damn unglam can. i think girls shouldn't drink past their limits. the image of a drunk girl sprawling all over and puking is simply distasteful. and contrary to popular beliefs, overdose of alcohol lowers your sexual energy so i don't understand why most people like to use the excuse of being drunk to explain their horniness.

if u wanna increase your sexual energy, eat parsley!! or strawberries. alcohol kills your liver. and it's unglam. so everybody should stop drinking.

ahaha ok i sound like i'm advertising. anyway, it's personal preference la. i don't really drink unless it's a game or something. and unfortunately, we were playing a drinking game last night, and i had to drink on jeremy's behalf too coz he was driving. booo.

and there's a freaking mosquito flying around in my room. i thought their life cycles are like a few days?? this asshole has been feasting on me for the past week. blardy hell. and my room's in a messssssssss. i need to clear it up before school starts. blehhhhhhhhhhh. who's in need of money? i'll pay u to clean my room for me. hur hur.

ok my headache's still persisting. damn alcohol. BLEH.

oh and happy new year to everybaarrrdy!!! :)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha u're damn cute la :)

Anonymous said...

i clean ur room for u !

Anonymous said...

you were so abusive to gao it was a painful sight to see. Please try to remember you're a canoeist and you use your arms more than your legs!

Xiaohui said...

haha ok noted. next time i'll kick him then :)