Happy 5th mth!! :)

Happy 5th mth sweetie!! :)

i was having reunion dinner and sms-ing the bf at the same time:

jeremy: Baby i miss u! i hope u're having a great dinner?

me: yup i am! i wanna go disneyland!!!

jeremy: how come suddenly say that haha. i wanna go too! we go hk together :)

me: coz my parents were telling me abt their trip when they went 5 yrs back. they say hk one v small cannot compare!!i wanna go to the florida one!! i shall go with my future husband next time for honeymoon :p

jeremy: yay florida disneyland here we come! :p

hur hur. i thought that was so funny. and sweeet too :)

anyway, reunion dinner was pretty fun. and we were watching Godzilla on channel 5. which is a retarded show btw. it's a wannabe jurassic park but CMI.

and i received this disturbing email again!!!

Greetings Ladies,

Many of you have now become regulars to my assignments, though some are fresh faces. Nevertheless, the time in need of talents have come again.

Below are three ad-hoc assignments up for grabs, pick anyone you are interested in. Thank you!

As usual, all my offers are of the NO SEX NO NUDITY nature and available only in SINGAPORE.

1. A dancing bikini girl for a short mv (NOT EROTIC)

2. An exotic/teaser dancer for a 21st birthday bash

3. A yahoo auctions model. Do not require headshots (Faceless).

Rates negotiable, probably a percentage cut from the price of the item modelled in. Ladies interest do mail me, Thank you again!

Cheers,

Bikini Girl Company

like wtf?? when i received it first time round sometime last year in october it was even more gross can:

Hi there,

You may have known me from IRC or HotSpots Forums, and you may already know that I am hiring girls who like to wear bikini for a no sex, no nudity, pure eyecandy assignment. (wtf?? chao pervert!!)

I am a indoors kinda guy who feels that bikini girls are beautiful, confident and attractive. Therefore I am hiring girls who are willing to put on a bikini and earn some easy money. All you have to do is spend a noon, playing video games, watch clean vcds or even just chat, with me, in my home. Of course, during this period of time, you will be in a bikini. Nevertheless, I will not be staring if you get what I mean. (oh PLS. who are u kidding.) It will be a casual afternoon of good clean fun and games.

There is no scam, trick or hidden catch involved in this. No camera, no pics will be taken without your consent. Half of the agreed rate will be paid upon meeting, and the other half upon completion.

Assignments offered are all NO SEX, NO NUDITY, NO MASTURBATION (YAH RIGHT. u sick piece of shit!), and finally, I will be fully clothed.

Here are my rates:

For a bikini girl per noon - $50 to $70

For a bikini girl with petting - $70 to $140

Perk - If I get a hard on (...i will chop it off) - Additional $50 on top of normal rates.

For petting, I will not touch the vagina. (!!!) Elsewhere I will not go beneath the bikini. Generally light petting. For the hard on, nothing special needs to be done. Just that its a perk to reward u if i get hard just having you around me.

Rates are negotiable depeding on general looks (dont have to be beautiful, pleasant will do), figure (dont have to be a bomb, bikini fit will do), attitude (be a nice sweetie). (sweet ur ARSE)

Iterested plz email me a reply.

I will be waiting.

Thx!

Bikini Girl Company

i am utterly disgusted and appalled by the bian tais out there. it's DAMN SICK CAN. gross.

anyway,

happy chinese new year everyone!