Monday, February 20, 2006

Meet Elton.

Let me tell u a story about the bf's car.

ok i dun really have a photo of his car, but it's a Kia Cerato (i think. hurhur) and it's greyish so it's quite manly and rugged looking.

on the outside.

but it's actually quite gay if u look inside.

so, the bf has decided to name it Elton.

wahahahaha.

ok i think the gayness of his car is partly my fault.

ok fine it's actually entirely my fault.

i bought him a couple of things which contributed to Elton's homosexuality.

let me introduce to you...............

................Torto!!!! look how happy Torto is in the bf's car. it's green and nose-less and it has such a cheeky smile. it's a tortoise btw. so cute. and that's Sheeepy the pink sheep beside Torto. that's a present from belle actually. and since Torto's so lonely, Sheeepy shall keep it company. look how gay they are sitting together on the dashboard!

btw when i said gay, i meant HAPPY. what were u thinking man. not everything gay means homosexual u noe.


Next up, it's Piggy!! Piggy is hanging below his rearview mirrow. that's the spidery-looking pig i mentioned in a few entries earlier. look at its dangly legs. it's so funny looking!!

the dice is abit anti climax i can't think of a name for it.



ANYWAY.

together, the 3 of them make such a happy family inside Elton. Ok that sounds damn wrong. but they look so happy!!

hurhur. it's so gay i think the bf can't stand it. and it obstructs his view too. whooops. i think i shall be nice and take away one of them. maybe the ugly dice or something. hahaha.

ok this is such a boh liao and act cute entry. i'm just bored, really.

training tmr at 8am. YUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAH Inside elton !! that sounds gayer than ever

j said...

xh!!! mimi is porno brained!!! and u mean only gays go inside meh?
and torto is damn manly and sexy lah, where got gay? green is like the new grey!

Xiaohui said...

hahaha errrrrrrr i have no idea wat gays do :p

eeeyer torto where got manly!!! it's too cute to be manly la. ahhaha