BOOOHOOOOOOOOO

I'VE BEEN VIOLATED BY A BEETLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE BEETLES!!!!

i don't freaking see the reason for their existence. THEY ARE CREEPY AND THEY FLY AROUND WITH THEIR FREAKING EYES CLOSE!!!

plus they produce some irritating flapping noises with their wings when they fly.

i tell u i got some inbuilt radar that can detect cockroaches and beetles lor. i don't even have to SEE them, i can HEAR them just by the slight flap of their wings or their legs scurrying across my floor.

by then i would have been out of my room screaming for my dad. and my dad will take ages to find the newspaper and when he's finally in my room the stupid cockroach or beetle will be hiding.

tamade.

so anyway. i was going to bathe when i HEARD the beetle flying above me in my toilet. and when i looked up i saw it swooped down n disappeared. and being half blind (u dun expect me to bathe with my glasses on right), i couldn't see where it disappeared to.

i decided to ignore it and stepped into my bathing cubicle, turned on the shower, started adjusting the showerhead above me, ran my fingers through my hair.....

....................AND I FELT SOMETHING SMALL AND HARD.

WTF!!! THE BEETLE IS ON MY HAIR LOR!!!

#$(@&*!!!

being the wuss i am, i started screaming and tearing. yes you heard it right. tears were FORMING UP in my eyes. that's how terrified i am of beetles.

but not like the beetle's gonna sympathize with me n go 'oh no the poor girl's tearing. let me fly away from her hair'

BOOHOOOO.

so i grabbed my LOOFAH and started frantically scrubbing my hair. for the clueless, a loofah is something u used to scrub ur body for exfoliation purposes. so u can imagine how much dead cells are there stuck onto my loofah and there i am using it to scrub my hair. gross.

but anyway, i saw something dropped onto the floor and started squirming. and then i grabbed the showerhead, turned on the water to full blast and sprayed it at the evil beetle.

thank god for my blindness cos i don't have to see the ultimate grossness of a squirming beetle. i tried my best to ignore it, stood as far away from it as possible, and bathed as fast as i could. i practically jumped out of my cubicle when i was done.

so yup, the beetle is left squriming on my bathroom floor. i hope it's drowning and dies a horrible death.

booohooo i'm traumatized.

:'(