....to my best friend LIONEL GAO RUICAN!!
too bad he's not in singapore. so no present for him. haha. (dat's for abandoning me)
btw i remembered once i took his debit card and scratched the 'rui' out so that his card says 'Lionel Gao Can'. HAAHAHAHAHA.
ok fine, not funny. although i did laugh my head off when i did it. (ya la i have a tendency to laugh at my own jokes)
so anyway, 24th june marks the day where my annoying best friend turns 23. this is like the dunno-how-many-times i've dedicated an entry to him. and i've YET to see any dedications to me on his blog. SOME KIND OF BEST FRIEND RIGHT. (yet another reason not to buy a birthday present for u. muahahaha.) he did post a really ugly photo of me before he left for work and travel though. like, whatever, dooooooood.
damn act cute right. GROSS. (btw that long, skinny finger belongs to yours truly! i love my scrawny fingers. i should really take up piano lessons)
can u believe he wore his braces for 3 FREAKING YEARS (or even more)?? and he didn't even need it lor. he wanted to wear through army so he could have off days for his dental visits. what a cheapo. he's like king of chao geng la, as expected.
his 20th birthday. geee, i look somewhat the same 3 years ago, except alot skinnier. and gao just look as fat as always.
his 21st birthday at i can't rem where. Mt Emily i think.
as u can see, as the years add on to his age, so does his weight.
don't u think he looks like a blob of chocolate. (yes, there's chocolate smeared all over his face. grossss.)
ahahahahah.
i can't seem to find photos of his 22nd birthday (did we even celebrate???)
but look what happened when he turned 23.....
TADAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (i kope this from his blog btw.)
see see my age-weight theory about him is true lor.
hurhur.
so anyway, i might have appeared to tease him incessantly about his weight even though it's a birthday dedication to him(and birthday dedications are supposed to be sugar and spice and everything nice about the person), this is how we usually show our affections with each other. for my birthday this year he sent me a shirt from the US that says 'queen of bitch' or something like that. so no worries about hurting his feelings. i mean, he's not called gao the BAO for no reason ya know.
so here's wishing a happy 23rd birthday to my fat and lovable best friend, albeit annoying at times (actually ALL THE TIME), but i heart u still.
yup, this entry is ur birthday present.
wahahahahha.
come back soon!!
and i can't remember if i wished lam happy birthday (whoops) although i do remember it's on the 6th of june. so HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY LAM!!!
8 comments:
u queen of bitch it's 7th June.
this friendship is OVER.
oh btw watch "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER"
coz it's legend..wait for it...hope u're not lactose intolerant coz the next 2 syllable is...dary.
muahaha.
and i don't know how to say it discreetly...but u owe me $10 bucks. something to do with this current post u have.
wat's with the finger man...
AHAHAHAH WHOOOOPS
are u sure its 7th??!! i've always thought it's an even number.
n wassup with dary. i don't geddit.
i pay u when u come back here! did u say it's from me not. if not he's gonna keep bugging me. hahaha. who else contributed??
WENNY: eh..i can't remember. i think cos it's my longest, scrawniest finger. ahahha
dary and dairy sounds the same?
lactose intolerant?
nevermind. u gotta watch it to understand it.
it's AWESOME.
no it DOESN'T
u pronounce as "legend-DER-RIE" and not "lengend-dairy".
sounds like a stupid show already!!
ahhahaha.
I've dedicated entries to you before! But for some reason blogger keeps rejecting it..it's not my fault!
erm happy belated bday gaoster... if you actually manage to read this (paiseh ah hu, borrow some blog space)... was in melbourne, without hp, without internet, without contact with the world.. anyways, hope you had a wonderful day still, celebrations when we all return to the tiny island we call home...
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