my new love....

..........is none other than the man of steel himself:

SUPERMAAANNNN!!!!!

He is like HOW COOOL!!!!!

i mean look at him, his flying cape and seh pose. wat's not to like??

SO COOOOOOL RIGHT.

he's like the cooolest superhero ever can. not to mention cute too. if u're free, pls go catch Superman Returns. confirm PLUS chop u'll fall in love with him. like SERIOUSLY. SUMPA OKKK. so machhhhhoooooooooooooo.

ya la i'm like swooning over him. but compared to the rest of the superheros, they all seemed so blaahhh.

i mean, look at spidey over here.

that's like such an UNCOOL pose la. half squatting half dunno what. SO unglam.

and the man himself behind those invertebrate outfit:

so BLAAAHHH. i mean ok la, he's quite geeky in a cute way.

but compared to this guy with the cape:

he's like the cutest nerd ever la!!! check out those blue eyes.

btw, i don't understand why all the geeks in the show must wear black spectacles. i'm sure there are nicer looking pair of specs right!

anyhoos, he still look hot in those ah pek specs.

and then there's the most useless superhero ever:

the man with the meowmeow fetish. (he has something for catwoman right? tsk. NO TASTE.)

plus he has NO super powers. only stupid gadgets. YAWWWNN. like how boring.

and he has the weirdest pair of headset. it's damn wayang la. not like it can help him hear better. at least spidey has a reason for his obiang outfit.

but those pseudo ears does look like it can poke someone to death.

or maybe he thinks with those ears he can attract catwoman.

and the man himself?

not very impressive at all. i mean he does TRY to have that brooding, macho look.

but how can anyone compare to THIS?

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

so hunky and chunky. i like.

and ya la i noe batman has his funky batmobile. but superman doesn't need any form of transport!! he can FLY!!!!!! think of the amount of petrol and air tickets he can save!!!

ok i realize i may sound incredibly silly and bimbo going on and on about superman. but he is SERIOUSLY DAMN COOL (yes i realize my lack of vocab) CAN. and brandon routh is like HOW HOT.

too bad superman is a fictional character. sobsob.

but no worries, i have my very own superman too!!! it's a secret that has been kept far too long so it's about time i share my joy with everyone cos i'm such an unselfish person.

TADDDAAAAAHHHH!!!!

hahahahahha.

see now u noe why jeremy's always so busy. he's not busy with hospital stuff lor. ALL BLUFF ONE. he's actually busy lifting cars, trucks and planes. that's where he gets his secret training to his k1.

but he only flies ME around. MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

muahahahaha.

yes i noe my photoshop skill sucks. whatever.

CATCH SUPERMAN RETURNS!!!!